Untitled (How Does It Feel?)

i hate this place. why am i still on tumblr?

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

(via popingkorn)

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

(via popingkorn)

satanic-cactus:

freakingkeeper:

earthquackandbcm:

bluebellgirl:

 

I couldn’t scroll past this.

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

(via popingkorn)

newkidsonmycock20:

brazilian tv at its best

newkidsonmycock20:

brazilian tv at its best

(Source: ddarkahn, via fantasticallyweirdshit)

traceexcalibur:

wecansexy:

sometimes i remember 

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and i cant stop laughing to myself

my favourite line comes right after that

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(via faisdm)

captain-georgeuniverse:

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

(via popingkorn)

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

(via popingkorn)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via popingkorn)

goddessbracelet:

tsarbucks:

science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

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(via deathnoteforcutie)

fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn:

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

(via lanawhatever)

tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.

tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.

(Source: lolicage, via brainbubblegum)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

(via deathnoteforcutie)

metaphoricalanchor:

you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits

(Source: nonchalantcroissant, via thewritersramblings)

kazi-is-amazing:

You know you’re watching an old show when

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(via pan-pizza)